Those nails of hers are getting to be more like talons, her coat is shedding by the truckload and her smell is becoming more and more unbecoming!!! So it's off to the groomers to at least have her nails clipped. Maggie, of course has no concept what is about to transpire and views this as any other experience in life that being here with new people who are showing her attention is totally all right and being up on a table is just out of this world but why are you holding my paws and trying to bite off the tips of my claws with that thing in your hand??? What kind of game is this anyway??? Now you're distracting me from looking over at this paw and you're acting rather silly if you ask me, trying to get me to look over here. Just let go of me and I'll play with you all day!!! Um, I'm not sure I like being held this way, perhaps if I could move a little this way, no maybe that way, hey that tickles! Okay, I really am ready to play now and you keep holding me. What does that mean when you say one done and nineteen to go??? And I like licking you in the face, what do you mean you can't work when my face is in the way? That tool you're using doesn't taste very good, maybe if I chew on it a bit and slather it up it will be better! I smell treats; can I get off the table and have some? The tone in your voice is changing, you seem a little stressed. You know. I don't think I like this game and saying two done means nothing to me when you keep holding on to my one paw!!! They're my paws you know and I think I've had about enough of this playtime!!! Okay it's about time to call for Sheila, she'll come and get me out of here!!! Alright, that worked, I'm free!!!!
I don't have any idea why they are saying to put away Sheila's money and that we'll have to try again when I'm a little older, all I know is that I'm free and now they're giving me treats!!! This place isn't that bad after all!!! :)
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
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